1. Who are you? I have many names, Satan, Lucifer, Lucifel, The Princess of all darkenss. Most people just call me Savannah though. 2. Are we friends? No. I am your master and commander. You signed your soul over to me in blood. 3. When and how did we meet? Freshman hell... Ah, "Orientation". You met and befriended one of my minions. Also known as my sister. 4. How have I affected you? You are the SINGULAR ray of sunshine in hell. 5. What do you think of me? Kind, intellegent, beautiful, deep, and highly devoted. I'll turn you yet. 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? We were studying for the one force of darkness i can't command: Calculus. And you pulled out a camera and took a picture of all of us. 7. How long do you think we will be friends? Your soul is eternal, and I own your soul, so... Forever. 8. Do you love me? Ah ha ha ha. Satan doesn't love... But yeah, I love you anyway. 9. Do you have a crush on me? *Eyeroll* Hello, lov-ah! 10. Would you kiss me? Yes. 11. Would you hug me? Are you cute? There you go. 12. Physically, what stands out? THE HAIR WHICH YOU WILL BE CUTTING OFF!!!! >.< YOU ANGER SATAN! *pout* Just, make it look good, okay? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? Your happiness. It ruins my whole, "dark and mysterious" motif, but when you're really happy, so am i. 14. Do you wish I was cooler? If you were cooler i would have no reason to tickle-torture you. 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 99. 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Lov-ah. Because of Follies in sophmore year. Remember that? Hehe. 17. Am I loveable? is your butt huge? 18. How long have you known me? four years. I've owned your soul for the past year. 19. Describe me in one word. Complicated... or sweet? Intelligent? Cool? Fangirl? Honest? True?...*Satan rambles on for a millenia* Take your pick! 20. What was your first impression? *Hmm, who's the girl my minion has picked up?* 21. Do you still think that way about me now? No, now you too are a minion. 22. What do you think my weakness is? Your small lack of self-confidence. You have it all, including satan, and yet, sometimes you dispair. How poo. 23. Do you think I'll get married? ... yeah. I'll cry at the wedding and ruin my image. 24. What makes me happy? What makes others happy? It's the same thing. (Although, my joy of hurting people may not QUITE make the list) 25. What makes me sad? MISCOMMUNICATION. And kicking puppies. *eyes a puppy* 26. What reminds you of me? Crosses, and demon slayers. You know, short blond girls really kick vampire ass. 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A day off. As much as it goes against my usual policies. 29. How well do you know me? Fairly well, i own your soul. 29. When's the last time you saw me? Um, A-kon i think... LITTLE MONICA! HA HA HA HA!!!! (I betcha you didn't think i'd go there, right?) 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Ah, yeah. I may be the master of darkness, but i bet you're scarier when you're mad. 31. Do you think I could kill someone? *Raises eyebrow* Maybe, but i think you'd rather shuck that off to me or my minion sister. 32. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
Is this one of those things that i HAVE to do...? Fiiine. *Whiny satan*
And satan says...
I have many names, Satan, Lucifer, Lucifel, The Princess of all darkenss. Most people just call me Savannah though.
2. Are we friends?
No. I am your master and commander. You signed your soul over to me in blood.
3. When and how did we meet?
Freshman hell... Ah, "Orientation". You met and befriended one of my minions. Also known as my sister.
4. How have I affected you?
You are the SINGULAR ray of sunshine in hell.
5. What do you think of me?
Kind, intellegent, beautiful, deep, and highly devoted. I'll turn you yet.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
We were studying for the one force of darkness i can't command: Calculus. And you pulled out a camera and took a picture of all of us.
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
Your soul is eternal, and I own your soul, so... Forever.
8. Do you love me?
Ah ha ha ha. Satan doesn't love... But yeah, I love you anyway.
9. Do you have a crush on me?
*Eyeroll* Hello, lov-ah!
10. Would you kiss me?
Yes.
11. Would you hug me?
Are you cute? There you go.
12. Physically, what stands out?
THE HAIR WHICH YOU WILL BE CUTTING OFF!!!! >.< YOU ANGER SATAN! *pout* Just, make it look good, okay?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
Your happiness. It ruins my whole, "dark and mysterious" motif, but when you're really happy, so am i.
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
If you were cooler i would have no reason to tickle-torture you.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
99.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Lov-ah. Because of Follies in sophmore year. Remember that? Hehe.
17. Am I loveable?
is your butt huge?
18. How long have you known me?
four years. I've owned your soul for the past year.
19. Describe me in one word.
Complicated... or sweet? Intelligent? Cool? Fangirl? Honest? True?...*Satan rambles on for a millenia* Take your pick!
20. What was your first impression?
*Hmm, who's the girl my minion has picked up?*
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
No, now you too are a minion.
22. What do you think my weakness is?
Your small lack of self-confidence. You have it all, including satan, and yet, sometimes you dispair. How poo.
23. Do you think I'll get married?
... yeah. I'll cry at the wedding and ruin my image.
24. What makes me happy?
What makes others happy? It's the same thing. (Although, my joy of hurting people may not QUITE make the list)
25. What makes me sad?
MISCOMMUNICATION. And kicking puppies. *eyes a puppy*
26. What reminds you of me?
Crosses, and demon slayers. You know, short blond girls really kick vampire ass.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
A day off. As much as it goes against my usual policies.
29. How well do you know me?
Fairly well, i own your soul.
29. When's the last time you saw me?
Um, A-kon i think... LITTLE MONICA! HA HA HA HA!!!! (I betcha you didn't think i'd go there, right?)
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Ah, yeah. I may be the master of darkness, but i bet you're scarier when you're mad.
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
*Raises eyebrow* Maybe, but i think you'd rather shuck that off to me or my minion sister.
32. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
Is this one of those things that i HAVE to do...? Fiiine. *Whiny satan*