[real life stuff]

Spent an hour today looking for 6yo's school portraits that never made it home. I have the digital copy that I paid extra for, but I also bought $30 worth of prints, where are they Lifetouch you f***ers?!

Went on the Lifetouch website and it turns out that the whole "You must order by Picture Day!!!" thing is not only a lie but a scam; if you wait until after Picture Day, you can buy just the digital on their website and make your own prints and not worry about "did they get lost in the mail? Did Child lose them somewhere between the classroom and the house? did I just hallucinate writing that check???

I am Prepared for next year, you con artists.