jim had a title for this post but it's not here.

[myurbandream]

i'm a bit tipsy. like... equilibrium. but also drunk! spelling is hard. and we watched moulin rouge. balance all gone!!!!!!! things move more than i move them. i move this much, and then everything else moves THIS much. a lot. everywhere. falling over. i had smirnoff. it's tasty. backspace. dizzy bits. preston's playing....... that game. with the cars. and girls in bikinis with guns. ? i think. and motorin'. um. jim's here. but he didn't finish watching the movie with me because he was making eggs on toast. not on the toast. they were in the toast. but i wasn't hungry. so he ate them. essen. fressen!!! yum. there's not a g in motoring. um. i may go to bed now. i need a wall though. walls are nice they stand up. lots. yeah.

yeah. okay.

Comments

[catc10.livejournal.com]

Excuse me while I LAUGH MY ASS OFF at your insane rambling.
You are going to read this when you get sober again and go, "Holy SHIT wtf was I doing?!"
And I'm going to laugh some MORE because DAMN.
ME

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

dude, i remember exactly what i was doing!!! things just.... moved around a lot more. and were highly amusing. *lol* it was an interesting experience. ^____^

[catc10.livejournal.com]

Spelling was hard Jen. You did *not* know exactly what you were doing.
Please post again when you do it again, though, I'd like to laugh then, too.
ME

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

i could spell!!!! it just... took a few tries to get it right. did i misspell anything there? did i? i THOUGHT not!!!

but i promise to post to lj every time i get tipsy in future, purely for your enjoyment, okay? ^___^

[nzthepirate.livejournal.com]

LOLZFEST

Tipsy/itoxicate Jenny is FUN. We'll have to do that together.
Smirnoff's are tasty, no? How many did you have? Do you like peaches? I made a peach champagne/cranberry juice drink. Tastes like Jolly Ranchers.

AND Moulin Rouge is awesome, Jim should've finished it. Stupid egg toasts.

ps- I hope you didn't have a hangover, if you did- DRINK LOTS AND LOTS OF WATER!

[jimzork.livejournal.com]

I had seen it before.....several times, but my roommate wanted me to cook for him and I don't trust him to boil water, but she is an awfully cute drunk. And only after 3 smirnoffs.

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

i had three smirnoffs and a sip of preston's coconut rum in coke(tasty!). but!!!!! in my defense, all i had eaten that day was frozen yogurt and a pickle slice, and that five hours earlier. and i was already dehydrated cause i lost my water bottle on friday. *pouts* but then jim fed me pasta and i had a drink of water, so i felt better and things got.... funny. *smirks*

moulin rouge is awesome!!!!! i've known the plot and all the songs, but never actually saw the movie until last night. SO RIDICULOUS!!!! *lol*

love peaches. bought some today at the grocery store. yummmm...

[nzthepirate.livejournal.com]

LOL. such a lightweight!! smirnoffs have like 2 tablespoons of alcohol in them. maybe that.
yeah, you gots to eat. carbs are good, as the wise jim knows.

isn't it? my favorite scene/song of all time in that movie is El Tango Roxanne. I love the guy's voice.

good! well, it's halp peach andre (cheap champagne- $2.50 a bottle) and half cranberry juice. BEHOLD! Bubbly delicious jolly rancher!

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

awww... poow baby.... *huggles* you realize that's the first time i've ever been even marginally tipsy? and it was tipsy, really, i wasn't SO drunk. no hangover or anything. but kinda fun- okay, lots of fun. everything is way more funny when i'm drunk. ^____^

confession

[lawnornament17.livejournal.com]

i have to admit i am more amused by the comments than your post.

Re: confession

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

not even my fressen and essen lines? *pouts* the mental images there amuse me greatly. mein mann frisst die eier-an-toast!!!! lecker. *omnomnom*

Re: confession

[lawnornament17.livejournal.com]

aber du bist kein mehr betrunken. so deine satze macht gar nichts.
ich bin noch eindruckt dass, du auf Deutsch denken konntest.
und er ist nicht dein "mann". ihr seid noch nicht geheiratet.
auch... es soll "eier-auf-toast" sein. "an" ist fuer vertikal.

...gab es schinken auf einem stueck toast? dann koennen wir singen:
ein belegter toast mit schinken. (schinken!)
ein belegter toast mit ei. (ei!)
das sind zwei belegte toaste
eins mit schinken und eins mit ei.

Re: confession

[lawnornament17.livejournal.com]

*iz drinking song*

[lawnornament17.livejournal.com]

i was reminded of your "walls" comment after yoga class today. i felt like a limp noodle. and those don't stand up very well. i literally fell down once and stumbled at least twice before even leaving the room. imagine the walk back to the apartments. holy shit. there just weren't enough walls out there.

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha! *lolz at your expense* you see my appreciation(sp?) for walls? SEE???!

[lawnornament17.livejournal.com]

is spelling hard again?