jim had a title for this post but it's not here.

[myurbandream]

i'm a bit tipsy. like... equilibrium. but also drunk! spelling is hard. and we watched moulin rouge. balance all gone!!!!!!! things move more than i move them. i move this much, and then everything else moves THIS much. a lot. everywhere. falling over. i had smirnoff. it's tasty. backspace. dizzy bits. preston's playing....... that game. with the cars. and girls in bikinis with guns. ? i think. and motorin'. um. jim's here. but he didn't finish watching the movie with me because he was making eggs on toast. not on the toast. they were in the toast. but i wasn't hungry. so he ate them. essen. fressen!!! yum. there's not a g in motoring. um. i may go to bed now. i need a wall though. walls are nice they stand up. lots. yeah.

yeah. okay.

Comments

[catc10.livejournal.com]

Excuse me while I LAUGH MY ASS OFF at your insane rambling.
You are going to read this when you get sober again and go, "Holy SHIT wtf was I doing?!"
And I'm going to laugh some MORE because DAMN.
ME

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

dude, i remember exactly what i was doing!!! things just.... moved around a lot more. and were highly amusing. *lol* it was an interesting experience. ^____^

[catc10.livejournal.com]

Spelling was hard Jen. You did *not* know exactly what you were doing.
Please post again when you do it again, though, I'd like to laugh then, too.
ME

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

i could spell!!!! it just... took a few tries to get it right. did i misspell anything there? did i? i THOUGHT not!!!

but i promise to post to lj every time i get tipsy in future, purely for your enjoyment, okay? ^___^