who you gonna call?

[myurbandream]

thank you, nz, for sparking my imagination. *lol*


Zombi Apocalypse Contingency Plan (TM)- have you got one?

1. Make sure they really are zombies. (Skip this step if the answer is an obvious yes, ie, rotting flesh, open wounds, broken bones, etc.)

2. Call Jim (so he can be vindicated) and meet up with him.

3. Call and meet up with some chemistry students- ideally with supplies from their building.

4. Secure a shovel and hammer, if possible.

5a. Get to the Hilton, and:

5b. Secure the following: several knives of various lengths and purposes; creme brule (sp?) torches; dinner forks; lots of flour.

6. Secure the food pantry.

7. Defend from all undead comers.

Comments

[zaphod-groupie.livejournal.com]

You forgot the part about corralling the sacrifices into one of the offices and locking them there. Should we need a diversion, or to barter with the zombies, we have them.

Also, we need organization. I'll volunteer as a captain for the resistance--I have large, expensive knives and I KNOW HOW TO USE THEM!!

Also, being the grandchild of a chemistry teacher/nerd, I know how to create some wicked explosions with ordinary household items : )

[wuffielover.livejournal.com]

Did you know Owen is a zombie now? Trufax. (The Torchwood one.) ^_~

[nzthepirate.livejournal.com]

LOLZ

You forgot a firearm. Clean headshots are preferable to hand-to-hand combat.

Other than that, I believe you have a good chance of survival! HOORAY!

[catc10.livejournal.com]

*lolling so so very hard*
Ah, I come at long last back to LJ and *this* is what I find...beautiful.
I really should make on of these myself.
ME

[threalbilllogan.livejournal.com]

Luckily, my dad lives in the middle of a pasture, atop a hill, with cows and guns. Plus, he's a huge guy, and probably wouldn't need guns in the first place. All I would have to do is make it to his longhorn farm in Temple, then I'd be set. Also, have you ever pissed off a longhorn? It's not a mistake you can easily learn from without traction.