who you gonna call?

[myurbandream]

thank you, nz, for sparking my imagination. *lol*


Zombi Apocalypse Contingency Plan (TM)- have you got one?

1. Make sure they really are zombies. (Skip this step if the answer is an obvious yes, ie, rotting flesh, open wounds, broken bones, etc.)

2. Call Jim (so he can be vindicated) and meet up with him.

3. Call and meet up with some chemistry students- ideally with supplies from their building.

4. Secure a shovel and hammer, if possible.

5a. Get to the Hilton, and:

5b. Secure the following: several knives of various lengths and purposes; creme brule (sp?) torches; dinner forks; lots of flour.

6. Secure the food pantry.

7. Defend from all undead comers.

Comments

[nzthepirate.livejournal.com]

LOLZ

You forgot a firearm. Clean headshots are preferable to hand-to-hand combat.

Other than that, I believe you have a good chance of survival! HOORAY!

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

but where am i gonna get a firearm on campus? you gotta have a realistic zombie apocalypse plan, otherwise it's useless.

and then you die.

*grins*