who you gonna call?

[myurbandream]

thank you, nz, for sparking my imagination. *lol*


Zombi Apocalypse Contingency Plan (TM)- have you got one?

1. Make sure they really are zombies. (Skip this step if the answer is an obvious yes, ie, rotting flesh, open wounds, broken bones, etc.)

2. Call Jim (so he can be vindicated) and meet up with him.

3. Call and meet up with some chemistry students- ideally with supplies from their building.

4. Secure a shovel and hammer, if possible.

5a. Get to the Hilton, and:

5b. Secure the following: several knives of various lengths and purposes; creme brule (sp?) torches; dinner forks; lots of flour.

6. Secure the food pantry.

7. Defend from all undead comers.

Comments

[zaphod-groupie.livejournal.com]

You forgot the part about corralling the sacrifices into one of the offices and locking them there. Should we need a diversion, or to barter with the zombies, we have them.

Also, we need organization. I'll volunteer as a captain for the resistance--I have large, expensive knives and I KNOW HOW TO USE THEM!!

Also, being the grandchild of a chemistry teacher/nerd, I know how to create some wicked explosions with ordinary household items : )

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

okay!!!! i'll make sure you're on my team- you can be the explosives expert. *devilish grin*

i dunno about the sacrifices though... do you mean, just get a bunch of people i don't like, overpower them, and leave them for bait? that seems kind of cruel.... but wait!!!! it's the zombie apocalypse! it's me or them! die!!!!!! *flails with a knife*

woot!

[wuffielover.livejournal.com]

Did you know Owen is a zombie now? Trufax. (The Torchwood one.) ^_~

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

woman!!!! don't tempt me with spoilers when i can't satiate the need!!!!! *drools*


...you mean like with flesh rotting off and wanting to eat people's brains? that kind of zombie? i think jack would kill him first. no, really. *confused*

[wuffielover.livejournal.com]

Well, his flesh isn't rotting off *yet* (he's only been a zombie for a very short time), and the craving for brains is absent (he is craving sex and getting drunk and stuff, though), but definitely a zombie in most other ways. Er, yeah.

Nya, nya, you're behind :P

[wuffielover.livejournal.com]

P.S. read this. In all its various incarnations. --> http://www.faitherinhicks.com/zombies/index.html

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

is it fanfiction??? o_0 *eyes you suspiciously*

[nzthepirate.livejournal.com]

LOLZ

You forgot a firearm. Clean headshots are preferable to hand-to-hand combat.

Other than that, I believe you have a good chance of survival! HOORAY!

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

but where am i gonna get a firearm on campus? you gotta have a realistic zombie apocalypse plan, otherwise it's useless.

and then you die.

*grins*

[catc10.livejournal.com]

*lolling so so very hard*
Ah, I come at long last back to LJ and *this* is what I find...beautiful.
I really should make on of these myself.
ME

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

YES, YOU SHOULD!!!!!!

[catc10.livejournal.com]

Call and remind me so we can conference about it over the phone tonight, yes?
ME

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

hey, don't call me before about 9pm, i'm working in the computer lab and can't spare the time. after the lab closes i'm just in my studio, so call me then. if you don't call me i'll call you.

[threalbilllogan.livejournal.com]

Luckily, my dad lives in the middle of a pasture, atop a hill, with cows and guns. Plus, he's a huge guy, and probably wouldn't need guns in the first place. All I would have to do is make it to his longhorn farm in Temple, then I'd be set. Also, have you ever pissed off a longhorn? It's not a mistake you can easily learn from without traction.

[jen-chan13.livejournal.com]

*rofl* so we need a couple big, horned bovines on campus and we won't have to worry about zombies at all!!! ^/___^